JUST IN TEES
GROW A PAIR GRAPHIC TEE
$25.00 - $33.00
WHY WE MADE IT
In case you didn’t know, ovaries are tough as shit. They create eggs while seamlessly orchestrating a perfect mix of hormones, send those eggs packing on to the uterus, where they then create life from scratch and use the vagina as an itty bitty doorway to freedom. Testicles got nothing on that.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
In case you didn’t know, ovaries are tough as shit. They create eggs while seamlessly orchestrating a perfect mix of hormones, send those eggs packing on to the uterus, where they then create life from scratch and use the vagina as an itty bitty doorway to freedom. Testicles got nothing on that.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
HEAVENLY BODIES GRAPHIC TEE
$25.00 - $33.00
WHY WE MADE IT
We love the phrase "look to the sky for answers," because it implores us to explore what we don't fully understand and to learn to trust that the universe, the great cosmos, and forces greater than us play an otherworldly role in how everything take shape over the course of our lives. Seems like the perfect place for a vagina (aka, the portal for all life), don't you think? That's why we created this labia majora / labia minor constellation duo as heavenly bodies for you to literally look up to.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its damn cool design.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
We love the phrase "look to the sky for answers," because it implores us to explore what we don't fully understand and to learn to trust that the universe, the great cosmos, and forces greater than us play an otherworldly role in how everything take shape over the course of our lives. Seems like the perfect place for a vagina (aka, the portal for all life), don't you think? That's why we created this labia majora / labia minor constellation duo as heavenly bodies for you to literally look up to.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its damn cool design.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
MADAME OVARY GRAPHIC TEE
$25.00 - $33.00
WHY WE MADE IT
For those not hip to the lit, this play on “Madame Bovary” is all about being a woman full of dreams—except we’ll see to it that we fulfill them. We’ll take our complexity with a side of passion, thanks.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its super clever but subtle ref that's sure to be a conversation starter.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
For those not hip to the lit, this play on “Madame Bovary” is all about being a woman full of dreams—except we’ll see to it that we fulfill them. We’ll take our complexity with a side of passion, thanks.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its super clever but subtle ref that's sure to be a conversation starter.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
LADY BUSINESS GRAPHIC TEE
$25.00 - $33.00
WHY WE MADE IT
Will all the vaginas please stand up? There are so many ways to refer to our vaginas and we love them all.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for totally owning and loving some of the different names we call our lady business.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
Will all the vaginas please stand up? There are so many ways to refer to our vaginas and we love them all.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for totally owning and loving some of the different names we call our lady business.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
VIVA LA VULVA GRAPHIC TEE
$25.00 - $33.00
WHY WE MADE IT
Long live the vulva, aka, those luscious labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, glands and vestibles if you want to get all geeky and accurate. ‘Muff said.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
Long live the vulva, aka, those luscious labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, glands and vestibles if you want to get all geeky and accurate. ‘Muff said.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
HONOR YOUR GODDESS GRAPHIC TEE
$25.00 - $33.00
WHY WE MADE IT
It's a message we hear all the time—survival of the fittest; may the best "X" win; be the best; be the prettiest; be the skinniest; be the the most insert-whatever-is-trendy-in-society-right-now. What happens when this is the ongoing narrative of our lives? Insecurity, self-doubt, competition where there doesn't need to be any, and—as a result—the need to put down others to lift yourself up. Combine this with the expectation that women be likeable above all else and we create a vacuum of silent hostility, talking behind backs, and manipulation. It's a cluster. Here's the first step toward a solution: assume the best in women before the worst. Always lift your fellow sisters. See all women with compassion, not contempt. #PREACH
WHY WE LOVE IT
Its mantra-esque vibe that serves as a reminder to love and revere all your ladies in your life. Also for its had-forever softness and perfect fit.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
It's a message we hear all the time—survival of the fittest; may the best "X" win; be the best; be the prettiest; be the skinniest; be the the most insert-whatever-is-trendy-in-society-right-now. What happens when this is the ongoing narrative of our lives? Insecurity, self-doubt, competition where there doesn't need to be any, and—as a result—the need to put down others to lift yourself up. Combine this with the expectation that women be likeable above all else and we create a vacuum of silent hostility, talking behind backs, and manipulation. It's a cluster. Here's the first step toward a solution: assume the best in women before the worst. Always lift your fellow sisters. See all women with compassion, not contempt. #PREACH
WHY WE LOVE IT
Its mantra-esque vibe that serves as a reminder to love and revere all your ladies in your life. Also for its had-forever softness and perfect fit.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
SO OVARY YOU GRAPHIC TEE
$25.00 - $33.00
WHY WE MADE IT
When you’re just completely, 100%, so over the mansplaining, sexism, and rampant belief that women are less intelligent, less able, less financially worthy, and simply less. Thankfully, this perfect-fitting tee saves you the trouble of saying it (except always say it).
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
When you’re just completely, 100%, so over the mansplaining, sexism, and rampant belief that women are less intelligent, less able, less financially worthy, and simply less. Thankfully, this perfect-fitting tee saves you the trouble of saying it (except always say it).
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
YONI FLOWER TEE
$25.00 - $33.00
WHY WE MADE IT
We wanted something a little sporty, a little spicy, and with an under-the-radar vagina to show our lady pride. Mission accomplished.
WHY WE LOVE IT
Matches back to our Tribal Yoni bras and leggings like whoa. Also for flashing it's V-card. The fact it supports the girls when we're out there doing sweaty things is just icing on the V-pride cake.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
We wanted something a little sporty, a little spicy, and with an under-the-radar vagina to show our lady pride. Mission accomplished.
WHY WE LOVE IT
Matches back to our Tribal Yoni bras and leggings like whoa. Also for flashing it's V-card. The fact it supports the girls when we're out there doing sweaty things is just icing on the V-pride cake.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
THE GODDESS COLLECTION
Meet the Goddess Collection. Leggings, tees, sweatshirts and more, from XS-2X sizes.
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THE YONI FLOWER COLLECTION
Sweatshirts, leggings, sport bras, and more, all with sporty stripes like your fave 90s fashion, with vaginas that fly under-the-radar.
ALL THE CROP SWEATSHIRTS YOU LOVE
GROW A PAIR CROP SWEATSHIRT
$42.00
WHY WE MADE IT
In case you didn’t know, ovaries are tough as shit. They create eggs while seamlessly orchestrating a perfect mix of hormones, send those eggs packing on to the uterus, where they then create life from scratch and use the vagina as an itty bitty doorway to freedom. Testicles got nothing on that.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Super cute cropped fit hits at the midriff.
• Dropped shoulders for that slouchy look.
• Raw-hem details.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
In case you didn’t know, ovaries are tough as shit. They create eggs while seamlessly orchestrating a perfect mix of hormones, send those eggs packing on to the uterus, where they then create life from scratch and use the vagina as an itty bitty doorway to freedom. Testicles got nothing on that.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Super cute cropped fit hits at the midriff.
• Dropped shoulders for that slouchy look.
• Raw-hem details.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
GROW A PAIR CROP SWEATSHIRT HOODIE
$45.00
WHY WE MADE IT
In case you didn’t know, ovaries are tough as shit. They create eggs while seamlessly orchestrating a perfect mix of hormones, send those eggs packing on to the uterus, where they then create life from scratch and use the vagina as an itty bitty doorway to freedom. Testicles got nothing on that.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Super cute cropped fit hits at the midriff.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Dropped shoulders for that slouchy look.
• Raw-hem details.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
In case you didn’t know, ovaries are tough as shit. They create eggs while seamlessly orchestrating a perfect mix of hormones, send those eggs packing on to the uterus, where they then create life from scratch and use the vagina as an itty bitty doorway to freedom. Testicles got nothing on that.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Super cute cropped fit hits at the midriff.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Dropped shoulders for that slouchy look.
• Raw-hem details.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
GODDESS CROP SWEATSHIRT HOODIE
$45.00
WHY WE MADE IT
Hey, goddess. We see you. All enchanting and shiny and brilliant AF. If you’re not owning it already, this cute crop tee will help get you there.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Super cute cropped fit hits at the midriff.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Dropped shoulders for that slouchy look.
• Raw-hem details.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
Hey, goddess. We see you. All enchanting and shiny and brilliant AF. If you’re not owning it already, this cute crop tee will help get you there.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Super cute cropped fit hits at the midriff.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Dropped shoulders for that slouchy look.
• Raw-hem details.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
GODDESS CROP SWEATSHIRT
$42.00
WHY WE MADE IT
Hey, goddess. We see you. All enchanting and shiny and brilliant AF. If you’re not owning it already, this cute crop tee will help get you there.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Super cute cropped fit hits at the midriff.
• Dropped shoulders for that slouchy look.
• Raw-hem details.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
Hey, goddess. We see you. All enchanting and shiny and brilliant AF. If you’re not owning it already, this cute crop tee will help get you there.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Super cute cropped fit hits at the midriff.
• Dropped shoulders for that slouchy look.
• Raw-hem details.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
MADAME OVARY CROP SWEATSHIRT HOODIE
$45.00
WHY WE MADE IT
For those not hip to the lit, this play on “Madame Bovary” is all about being a woman full of dreams—except we’ll see to it that we fulfill them. We’ll take our complexity with a side of passion, thanks.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Super cute cropped fit hits at the midriff.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Dropped shoulders for that slouchy look.
• Raw-hem details.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
For those not hip to the lit, this play on “Madame Bovary” is all about being a woman full of dreams—except we’ll see to it that we fulfill them. We’ll take our complexity with a side of passion, thanks.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Super cute cropped fit hits at the midriff.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Dropped shoulders for that slouchy look.
• Raw-hem details.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
MADAME OVARY SWEATSHIRT HOODIE
$38.00 - $40.00
WHY WE MADE IT
For those not hip to the lit, this play on “Madame Bovary” is all about being a woman full of dreams—except we’ll see to it that we fulfill them. We’ll take our complexity with a side of passion, thanks.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its super clever but subtle ref that's sure to be a conversation starter.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Kangaroo pocket.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
For those not hip to the lit, this play on “Madame Bovary” is all about being a woman full of dreams—except we’ll see to it that we fulfill them. We’ll take our complexity with a side of passion, thanks.
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its super clever but subtle ref that's sure to be a conversation starter.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Kangaroo pocket.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
SO OVARY YOU SWEATSHIRT HOODIE
$38.00 - $40.00
WHY WE MADE IT
When you’re just completely, 100%, so over the mansplaining, sexism, and rampant belief that women are less intelligent, less able, less financially worthy, and simply less. Thankfully, this oversized sweatshirt saves you the trouble of saying it (except always say it).
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Kangaroo pocket.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
When you’re just completely, 100%, so over the mansplaining, sexism, and rampant belief that women are less intelligent, less able, less financially worthy, and simply less. Thankfully, this oversized sweatshirt saves you the trouble of saying it (except always say it).
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Kangaroo pocket.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
SO OVARY YOU SWEATSHIRT
$30.00 - $36.00
WHY WE MADE IT
When you’re just completely, 100%, so over the mansplaining, sexism, and rampant belief that women are less intelligent, less able, less financially worthy, and simply less. Thankfully, this oversized sweatshirt saves you the trouble of saying it (except always say it).
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
When you’re just completely, 100%, so over the mansplaining, sexism, and rampant belief that women are less intelligent, less able, less financially worthy, and simply less. Thankfully, this oversized sweatshirt saves you the trouble of saying it (except always say it).
WHY WE LOVE IT
An instant wardrobe staple for its perfect-fitting, had-forever softness. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
GODDESS SWEATSHIRT HOODIE
$38.00 - $40.00
WHY WE MADE IT
Hey, goddess. We see you. All enchanting and shiny and brilliant AF. If you’re not owning it already, this oversized hoodie will help get you there.
WHY WE LOVE IT
Supporting your fellow ovary sisters is the best way to show your vagina some love. This hoodie is the next best thing.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Kangaroo pocket.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
Hey, goddess. We see you. All enchanting and shiny and brilliant AF. If you’re not owning it already, this oversized hoodie will help get you there.
WHY WE LOVE IT
Supporting your fellow ovary sisters is the best way to show your vagina some love. This hoodie is the next best thing.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Kangaroo pocket.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
GODDESS SWEATSHIRT
$30.00 - $38.50
WHY WE MADE IT
Hey, goddess. We see you. All enchanting and shiny and brilliant AF. If you’re not owning it already, this oversized sweatshirt will help get you there.
WHY WE LOVE IT
Supporting your fellow ovary sisters is the best way to show your vagina some love. This sweatshirt is the next best thing.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
Hey, goddess. We see you. All enchanting and shiny and brilliant AF. If you’re not owning it already, this oversized sweatshirt will help get you there.
WHY WE LOVE IT
Supporting your fellow ovary sisters is the best way to show your vagina some love. This sweatshirt is the next best thing.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
GROW A PAIR SWEATSHIRT HOODIE
$38.00 - $40.00
WHY WE MADE IT
In case you didn’t know, ovaries are tough as shit. They create eggs while seamlessly orchestrating a perfect mix of hormones, send those eggs packing on to the uterus, where they then create life from scratch and use the vagina as an itty bitty doorway to freedom. Testicles got nothing on that.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Kangaroo pocket.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
In case you didn’t know, ovaries are tough as shit. They create eggs while seamlessly orchestrating a perfect mix of hormones, send those eggs packing on to the uterus, where they then create life from scratch and use the vagina as an itty bitty doorway to freedom. Testicles got nothing on that.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Adjustable drawstring hood.
• Kangaroo pocket.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
GROW A PAIR SWEATSHIRT
$30.00 - $36.00
WHY WE MADE IT
In case you didn’t know, ovaries are tough as shit. They create eggs while seamlessly orchestrating a perfect mix of hormones, send those eggs packing on to the uterus, where they then create life from scratch and use the vagina as an itty bitty doorway to freedom. Testicles got nothing on that.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
In case you didn’t know, ovaries are tough as shit. They create eggs while seamlessly orchestrating a perfect mix of hormones, send those eggs packing on to the uterus, where they then create life from scratch and use the vagina as an itty bitty doorway to freedom. Testicles got nothing on that.
WHY WE LOVE IT
So insanely soft and cozy and dreamy you'll never want to take it off. Also for its fist-brandishing rallying cry.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Cozy rib-knit cuffs and hem.
• Machine-wash.
• Import.
THE YONI GARDEN COLLECTION
Our original collection available in multiple styles and in three colors.